My wife asked the hair stylist if she could give her perm a frost.
NASA asked the President for advice on moon exploration. He replied: "Oh, bomb it."
The new dorm for the English Majors has been named Cram a Lot.
Professional baseball catchers are meeting in Rye, NY. Mitt Romney will be the guest speaker.
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Because of the hybrid cars, the Detroit Pistons have been renamed the Detroit Cells. (Fans will be recharged to attend the games.)
There once was a collector of keys
Who suddenly had to sneeze
He made quite a clatter
As the keys did scatter
He now has impressions on his knees
Cold fusion-applying a wet tongue to a flagpole at 35 degrees below zero.
Does the topic of Pavlov's Dogs ring any bells?
Does acid reflux qualify as recycling? (After 5 weeks out of town, I am not sure if I used that one before. It's food for thought.)
There is a local group of Shriners that meets late at night-The Moonshriners.
Even without going out of town I have trouble keeping up with what I have used and what I haven't used. Who can remember? If we don't know if we've used it, the people reading might not remember if they have read it.
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