Rambler 105

A local librarian was taken to the hospital after a large stack of "The Canterbury Tales" fell on her. When asked what happened she said she had an encounter with flying Chaucers. (This has been reported as a UFO (Unidentified Falling Object) incident)

The IRS has accused accountants of using weapons of mass deduction.

The unrest in Iran has a number of implications. It shows how difficult it is to suppress information (also shows how tightly China has controlled access to the internet and phones). It certainly implies that other dictatorships are watching so they know how to handle censorship. Also, does the unrest leave Iran open to a Taliban or equivalent?

A California author has written a new history of wine: "How to Stomp Out Grapes."

Future Congressional candidates will meet in Silt, CO, to learn the methods of digging up dirt (essential for proper mud preparation). Slinging lessons will be scheduled at a later date.

There once was a lawyer-a wit
Who always began "to whit"
A problem ensued
When himself he sued
In court on which side does he sit?

The Fuller Brush Man bristled when he was told his prices were too high.

The new synonyms and antonyms resulted in thesaurus wrecks.

If we improve relations with Cuba it could be a good source of Castro Oil.

Grain farmers are barley surviving.

There are a lot of plastic cars on the market. I just ordered a soft shell cab.

To ensure continued employment, the Stimulus Package includes putting a levee around the Marianna Trench. (This topic is a little deeper than I normally go.)