Rambler 106

The various military services combined to buy a house in Chicago to use to improve recruiting. After two years of declining numbers, it was closed as a house of ill recruit.

The Government Transparency Organization (strictly imaginary) is meeting in Overlook, NC.
(I think they mixed up the words opacity and transparency.)

It appears another 1,000 page plus law (Energy Bill) is in Congress for signature which no one has read. I have a question. Who writes these unread laws? Is it just the lobbyists writing their wish lists and presenting them for signature? At what point do we get REPRESENTatives? If the laws don't get read, why sign them? You might say the bill to curb global warming is getting a cool reception.

Steadfast-going without a meal for someone else

There one was a problem with erosion
For which kudzu-the answer- was chosen
When put into the ground
It proceeded to abound
And parts of the South cannot be found. (I don't always follow the rules on limericks.)

Atheists don't have a prayer for survival. (How do they curse or swear if they don't believe in anything?)

On our last trip to Canada fishing, we were informed that bait for Northern Pike could no longer be smelt. Since that time, I have been washing the bait with a deodorant soap.

Multiplication tables-The X Files.

The repair of my old Schwinn required a review of all the pedal files in the area.

While raising 4 kids, my mother served as the din mother.

Are plants and trees growing from small bear droppings considered cub sprouts?

If a psychiatrist is a shrink, is a chiropractor a crunch?