Rambler 100

The CIA believes that recent missile launches and bomb tests in Asia may have been Koreagraphed.

With all of the foreclosures in our area, I have decided to buy a houseboat. We will live on the Mississippi River. If there is a problem in my current neighborhood, I will move to a new one. (I wonder if flood insurance will be required.) The local bank promised to float a loan.

Native Americans fisherman have been asked to stop the tradition of taking scallops.

Psychologists say we are at the crossroads with road rage.

I feel sorry for Treasury Secretary Geithner. His $1.6 million house hasn't sold at $1.4 million. Maybe he can get the USPS to buy his house. (Oops, they lowered their upper limit to $1 million recently)

A new biography has been written about that western comic: Skit Carson.

There once was a sketcher of doodles
Whose collection included oodles
One day his heart did sink
When he ran out of ink
And had to doodle with noodles

Boomerangst-anxiety caused by the failure of a boomerang to return to the thrower.

There was a recent article on mushrooms in the paper. It took me a while to get to the morel of the story.

Pogo Stick collectors are gathering in Single Springs, CA. They are hoping their attendance bounces back to previous highs. (Hope springs eternal)

Our retirement community is scheduling a senior fall planning meeting.

Termites live on burrowed time.

The Department of Agriculture has created a new section to handle farm subsidies-Farm and Fleece.

General Motors has a new emblem for its vehicles-the Presidential Seal.

This was my scentenial edition but I couldn't figure out how to include scratch and sniff humor on my blog.