Now that my home has been foreclosed and I have filed for bankruptcy, I am looking for someone to steal my identity.
A local ultralight pilot crashed. The NTSB believes the pilot had gone to the rear of the plane to use the rest room.
The Swiss Yodeling Club will be performing in Alpine, CA.
I can't remember seeing an ad for a Supreme Court Justice Candidate before. Makes you wonder who is selling what.
There once was a TV announcer
Who was not a good pronouncer
His tongue would get tangled
And words were mangled
He is now working as a bouncer
When cars go by with the powerful subwoofers, we are getting thumping for nothing.
I don't take sleeping pills. I find that watching the disclaimers for the pills after the ads puts me to sleep more quickly.
When did we become walking billboards for Ralph Laurens, Bill Blass....? Maybe we should send monthly bills for advertising.
The ring I bought was illigemitate.
Is a blithering idiot better than a normal idiot?
We can invent and make cyclotrons that will accelerate particles close to the speed of light, but we can't get traffic to the speed limit during rush hour.
The paranormal group had a spirited discussion about ghosts. (It could come back to haunt them.)
Shindig-injury to the lower leg
Why do we usually eat deviled eggs on Sundays?
You kind of wonder who is selling what and to whom are they trying to sell it.
ReplyDeleteJust for the record, I'm not buying.