Rambler 75

Because of the downturn in the economy, enrollment at the University of Niagara falls.

These little piggies went to market. Those little piggies came from Congress.

A new book has been published about Pelossi's earmarks: "Little Mouse on the Prairie." She has authored a bill to ban the Agatha Christie play: "The Mousetrap."

Professional Poker Players are convening in Scotts Bluff, NE.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away" must date back many years. Doctors haven't made house calls in quite a while.

The Ojibway Tribe in MN has invented a new hat with a battery
powered heater called: "The Wig Warm." Parts of it are assembled using Ig Glue.

A local Native American surgeon has decided to do free lance work. (He collects scalpels)

Let's see. Recently a Russian satellite hit an American satellite by accident. Prior to that there was an incident with a Chinese satellite. Accidents? Coincidence? Stay tuned if communications are not interrupted.

The AMA is producing a new Sci Fi movie about surgery: "Back to the Suture."

There once were two political tribes
In campaign funds each imbibes
With plenty of money
Flowing like honey
They continue to deny they're bribes

I have joined the wind turbine fan club.

The Culver Hamburger Chain is opening a drive-in near the Little Big Horn. With all of the diet ultimatums, they feel this may be their custard's last stand.

The 1100 page "Stimulus Bill" that nobody read was either meant to be an exercise in speed reading or speed spending. (Sure is nice to know that elected officials vote on a bill they know nothing about)

Osteopathic surgeons are sponsoring a new TV music program: The Hip Parade.

They say the tongue of a blue whale weighs as much as an elephant. Where does a politician fit on that chart?