Rambler 74

In view of the proposed dropping of the one cent coin, Henny Penny of the Sky is Falling fame is now known as Fickle Nickle.

The CDC said the problem in filling the Commerce Secretary Cabinet position is a serious case of staff defection.

Operating on all cylinders has been changed due to electric cars. It is now: "operating on all cells."

On the stimulus bill, lobbyists were provided copies of the bill before the politicians who were to vote on it. Sure shows where the priorities are. Those getting the pork get first look at the pig.

Wind resistance is nothing more than science friction.

A new TV serial about witches has been named “Hex in the City.”

The History Channel's "Monster Quest" is relocating to Gila, AZ.

I aspire to become a steeplejack.

There once was a writer of satire
Who wrote in formal attire
He was having some chips
When his salsa it slips
Entailing him a change entire

A new play has been written about the night votes taking place in both houses: "In the Cheat of the Night."

When reporters stand outside of a building to give their reports, does it add to the credibility of the report or make you wonder what they did wrong to get the assignment?

Climbitologists are taking a new look a Mt. Everest.

I always enjoy the news reports that begin with: "The news of the deaths is being brought to you live from...."

The horticulturist said when it comes to trees, it takes two to mango.

When I was young, I aspired to study snakes.

Because of declining sales Victoria's Secret is issuing 300 pink slips.

I asked the attorneys if they did pro Bono work. They replied just pro Cher.