When
asked how long our children and grandchildren would be faced with the deficit, quote
the maven: “evermore.”
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not
simpler." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
If the
NSA records the phone calls of foreign prime ministers, are they considered
“collect calls?”
Now that
I am 70, I can hang out my shingles.
I was
switched at birth but had follow up spankings.
When my
wife vacuums the room with me in it, it looks like an octopus wrestling match between
my oxygen hose and the cord to the vacuum cleaner.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Javelin
company spearheading new design
Arrow
redesign-what’s the point?
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