Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Rambler 484

When asked how long our children and grandchildren would be faced with the deficit, quote the maven: “evermore.”

"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

If the NSA records the phone calls of foreign prime ministers, are they considered “collect calls?”

Now that I am 70, I can hang out my shingles.

I was switched at birth but had follow up spankings.

When my wife vacuums the room with me in it, it looks like an octopus wrestling match between my oxygen hose and the cord to the vacuum cleaner.

News Headlines (possibly):

Javelin company spearheading new design

Arrow redesign-what’s the point?

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