Monday, November 4, 2013

Rambler 485

A man invested in coin washes and was arrested for laundry moneying.

Why is it that hyphenated names usually involve two long last names?

Old radio programs used to require you to use your imagination.  Today’s TV programs leave nothing to imagine.

If “only the good die young” am I in trouble now that I am 70?

I am trying to give up Halloween.  I’m wearing a pumpkin patch.

Does hiking on trails make me a pathologist?

There once was a lawyer with wit
Whose letters always began to whit
A problem did ensue
When himself he did sue
In court, on which side does he sit?

News Headlines (possibly):

New dolphin species spotted (It would be nice to have a striped species.)

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