A man
invested in coin washes and was arrested for laundry moneying.
Why is it
that hyphenated names usually involve two long last names?
Old radio
programs used to require you to use your imagination. Today’s TV programs leave nothing to imagine.
If “only
the good die young” am I in trouble now that I am 70?
I am
trying to give up Halloween. I’m wearing
a pumpkin patch.
Does
hiking on trails make me a pathologist?
There
once was a lawyer with wit
Whose
letters always began to whit
A problem
did ensue
When
himself he did sue
In court,
on which side does he sit?
News
Headlines (possibly):
New
dolphin species spotted (It would be nice to have a striped species.)
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