Monday, February 11, 2013

Rambler 428



Sent from my TV remote:

Our bank asked if we wanted a CD.  We said we had no interest.

Did the Andromeda Strain result in a hernia?

After watching the Super Bowl, the phrase: “playing lights out” takes on new meaning.

I continue to wait for a flying hospital.   The local one keeps adding “wings.”

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."- Frank Zappa (Must be based upon politics over recent years)

I use a nasal rinse and observed an expiration date on the package for the rinse.   It’s difficult to understand how salt that has been around for millions, possibly billions, of years can suddenly expire.  (Think the expiration date should be taken with a pinch of pepper)

The sales staff of Dawn Dish Detergent is convening in Sunrise, TX.   (Meeting begins at nightfall)

It seems that our elected officials are “Fruit of the Loon.”

They have come out with a powered Pogo Stick.   We will soon be seeing masses of gashoppers.

News Headlines (possibly):

Waking lions causes uproar

New breakthrough in battering ram design

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