Sent from my TV remote:
Our bank
asked if we wanted a CD. We said we had
no interest.
Did the
Andromeda Strain result in a hernia?
After
watching the Super Bowl, the phrase: “playing lights out” takes on new meaning.
I
continue to wait for a flying hospital.
The local one keeps adding “wings.”
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and
it has a longer shelf life."- Frank Zappa (Must be based upon politics over recent years)
I use a nasal rinse and observed an expiration date on the package
for the rinse. It’s difficult to
understand how salt that has been around for millions, possibly billions, of
years can suddenly expire. (Think the
expiration date should be taken with a pinch of pepper)
The sales
staff of Dawn Dish Detergent is convening in Sunrise, TX. (Meeting begins at nightfall)
It seems
that our elected officials are “Fruit of the Loon.”
They have
come out with a powered Pogo Stick. We
will soon be seeing masses of gashoppers.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Waking
lions causes uproar
New
breakthrough in battering ram design
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