Sent from my car opener:
Ambidextrose-able
to eat sugar or artificial sweetener with either hand
The new
National Drought Center is having a ground baking ceremony Monday. (A little dry humor)
A
commuter on the rail line to Chicago rode the same train every day. He observed the same clicking noise on each
ride. The clicks were at the same pace
each time.
After
observing a tiny person dancing under the seats, he realized the sound he was
hearing was a tap dancing Metro Gnome.
Egnostic-neither
believes nor disbelieves the egg came before the chicken
They keep talking about doing things around the
clock. They haven’t converted to
digital.
"A clever man commits no minor blunders."- Goethe
(1749-1832)
News
Headlines (possibly):
Tailor
shop closed for alterations
Trapeze company
closes leaving customers hanging
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