The Jolly Green Giant has been reclassified to
Height Enhanced.
The
Pharmaceutical Industry reported that mood altering drug sales were depressed.
Because of the weather I had to go to Farm & Sleet for a new shovel.
My wife
keeps me down to earth. She always pops
my balloon.
Newerapathy-recently
identified mental condition that results in indifference to new things at a
faster rate
Do angels
follow a script, or do they just wing it?
Meetings on gun control laws are convening in Three
Locks, Ohio. (Keys to the city will not
be provided)
"Some
cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
(1854-1900)
News
Headlines (possibly):
Honey
thieves caught in police sting
Mime
training at a stand skill
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