Someone
called the other day asking if he could talk to Joel. I replied you probably can if you call his
number.
“Sweating
bullets” has been banned by new gun laws.
The
Doctor recommended a stool softener. I
think a cushion would work better.
When I
tipped over my dry martini, I created quite a splash.
Does a
glue gun require a congeal and carry permit?
A new
reality show begins in February: “The Spit.”
It will star baseball managers and players through the season.
"Problems
worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back." - Paul Erdos
(1913-1996)
Mayor Bloomberg found a pretzel with a high salt
content. He has now banned a salt
trifle.
Because of the new health care, injuries have
resulted in a congeal and carry law.
I was asked if I was losing weight. I replied I am buying my clothes larger.
Is it appropriate to buy a teenage terrorist a boom
box?
Plastic
surgeons are being paired up with students on the TV Program: “lancing with the
stars.”
News
Headlines (possibly):
Arsonist
seeing an old flame
Snow
throwers being provided to politicians to spread their wares
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