They’re
talking about colleges for drone pilots.
Sounds like an excellent idea.
Some professors drone on indefinitely.
Geneticists
are trying to develop chickens with more wings to overcome the snack shortage.
Isn’t it
ironic that stories for kids, fairy tales, are written by Grimm?
New York City customers for large soft drinks are
moving to Sodaville, Oregon. (Bloomberg’s
edicts were the last straw.)
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly
because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a
vegetarian."-unknown
Some TV personalities have grate voices.
Do the
depressed have blue genes?
I called
with a problem on my wireless printer.
Found out it had to be plugged in.
So much for wireless.
A driver
in New Jersey was ticketed for not having his pet armadillo in a seat belt.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Shortage
of snacks for Super Bowl has taken wing
New
earthquake center to have a ground shaking ceremony
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