A law is
being considered to ban automatic transmissions-too many people are being
killed by cars so equipped.
We have a
lot of one-eyed announcers on TV. After
each news item they say: “we’ll keep an
eye on this.”
The
greater your distance from the phone, the higher your chance of getting a phone
call.
TV programs in the 50’s and 60’s included
stars and their “sidekicks.” Now we have
computers and our sideclicks.
For our
safety, the government is considering laws to make magazines smaller. Too many deaths are being caused by larger magazines.
Is a will
considered “heir mail?”
Archeology doesn’t always keep up with the latest
dirt.
The Silent Majority Organization is holding its
convention in Middlefart, Fyn, Denmark.
"Never
interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte
(1769-1821)
I went to the police station to register my glue
gun.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Arsonist
fired
Antique
clock changes hands
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