Pro
football players with hyphenated names will soon need two lines on the backs of
their jerseys (or the start of the name on the front and finishing on the
back). I hope they stay in long enough
to read the whole name.
Retirees’
cheer: Hip, hip, xray
Nicoret
is sponsoring reruns of “Gum Smoke.”
When a
news announcer says: “ We’ll keep an eye
on this story,” I am reminded of a
pirate with an eye patch (or a lizard that can look in both directions).
Looneyville, Minnesota is conducting seminars for both
political parties. (If unsuccessful: “That’s all folks.”)
A merry heart doeth good like a
medicine. (BIBLE)
There once was a man at a store
Who quickly ran out the door
Because of the smell imparted
By a person who had farted
He could hold his breath no more
(I am
aghast that this was included!)
News
Headlines (possibly):
The
funeral will be brought to you live (Are
we talking of Zombies?)
New rules
in maternity ward have babies up in arms
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