I was
asked to go ice fishing. They couldn’t
tell me what you do with it if you catch it.
Because
of the bankruptcy of Hostess, Wonder Bread is no longer the toast of the town.
During my
session with the psychologist, he said that I am on the psycho path.
If I do
research on old lamps, do I have to look under genieology?
In the
1920-30’s were they called flip flappers?
Water treatment professionals are meeting in
Sweetwater, Texas.
He was a bouncer for a trampoline center.
“A man that don’t
lie ain’t got nuthin’ to say.” Source
unknown (probably a politician)
Syria is
threatening to use nerve gas while talks by our politicians strike nerves. (I sure wish they would try a truth serum.)
The meat
reminded me of an old fairy tale: “Hansel and Gristle.”
News
Headlines (possibly):
Last
Halloween she was the family scare giver
Roofer
suffering from bad case of shingles
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