There
used to be “Town Criers” who conveyed the news. Now news of our politicians’ inaction makes whole towns criers.
There is
a horse at the OK Corral that can’t keep its food down. Veterinarians are trying to determine why it
urped.
(say the last 3 quickly)
Crutch makers are meeting at Burned Cane Crossing, Arkansas. (Trying to get their membership in step)
The teenager wasn’t making his grades so his parents pulled
the rugby out from under him.
There once was a man at a zoo
Who suddenly lost a shoe
He bent over to tie
And quickly did fly
When hit in the behind by a gnu
(The
limerick writer has been running “behind.”)
IHOP accused of using Mexican jumping beans in its
pancakes.
His speech was a jeer jerker.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Man
seeking marina faces pair a docks
Halloween Association names new spooksman
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