Monday, December 3, 2012

Rambler 408



When working on the blog I need to write my thoughts down quickly because they are fleeting.  (Or am I thinking of enemas?).

There was a brewer of wines
Using grapes from various vines
He made a mess
When into the press
He spilled some turpentine

He needed surgery and was looking for a Five Scar Surgeon.

God has a sense of humor.  We are made in His image.

My wife said that I am apathetic.  I told her I didn’t care.

The college student was applying for a credit card.   He asked if there were any extra credit questions.

News Headlines (possibly):

Local marinas facing pier pressure

Crutchfield CEO raises cane

Radio Shack is upgraded to a townhouse

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