Voters are looking for “Change” in Money Creek,
Minnesota.
"Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people
what you really think of them."-source unknown (to protect the guilty)
American Airlines is lowering the bar. It is essential for serving customers on the floor.
An apple
does not fall far from the tree-but the leaves all end up in the neighbors’
yards.
Politicians
canceled their meetings in Niceville, FL.
While stationed in Germany, I was scheduled to get
2 bubonic plague shots. The first
resulted in an allergic reaction. The
second was canceled. I was told to avoid
rats.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Furniture news- American Airlines is coming out
with a new line of recliners.
Regulations causing broom companies to make
sweeping changes (owners bristling)
Local cannibal trying to get a head
President Obama promised change and he kept his promise. Thats all I have left. About 87 cents.
ReplyDeleteThen "a penny for your thoughts" might be too expensive.
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