When she
said she was light headed, I asked how many watts. (After she hit me I decided that wasn’t too
bright)
All
things must come to an end. You just
don’t know which end. (I’m a fan of Yogi Berra)
There are
two sides to every story except the one about the Mobius Strip.
The
Masters players had a lot of Ping hats on.
Where are the Pongs?
He bought
a kitchen appliance to slow cook duck-a Quack Pot.
Computer mouse designers are holding a symposium at
Klikitat, WA.
They once planned to go green
To power every machine
But the plan, alas
Ran out of gas
The companies had all left the scene
Why do
they call them “practical” jokes?
The
Department of Transportation is proposing underground highways. They said the excessive costs on such
projects would be “under-runs” which could offset above ground projects (or
help pay for GSA parties).
News
Headlines (possibly):
Actual
item on Twin Cities News sparked my attention: brushfire being fought in
Burnsville (local suburb)
Lazy
Susan design has gone full circle
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