Rambler 344

Winter isn’t the only time you see flakes in Minnesota.

Is it because fish have fry that we fry fish?

The Wisconsin DNR conducted studies of fish populations in its various rivers and found a 240# sturgeon estimated to be 125 years old.  Since it survived that long it had to be brighter than other fish in that river.

Spain has the running of the bulls.   Because of the election this year, we are about to begin the running of the bull.

The DNR has posted a notice that a brain sturgeon is operating in the Fox River.

A local bar had developed a remarkable alcoholic apple juice drink.   They swore their employees to secrecy on  the recipe.

Months later a competitor began serving the same drink after an ex-employee divulged the formula.

That former employee has been charged with trading on inn cider information.

News reporters are convening in Secret Town, California (once they find its location).

There was a runner at a very fast pace

Hoping to win his marathon race

He took an inhaler

And looked much paler

Because he had grabbed the Mace

The other night some opinionated, know-nothing, ignoramus on TV had the nerve to say our country has lost the ability to disagree in a civil manner.  

The movie: “The Thin Man” is being remade as “The Portly Man” to stay current with today’s situation.

News Headlines (possibly):

Diet companies taking a pounding (or is it kilos?)

New regulations have furnace companies taking heat