Having a
Secretary of Education who never taught is like having a fishing guide who
never caught.
A new
book on gambling in Las Vegas is hitting the book stores: “Pair a Dice-Lost.”
How do
you determine a minnow dealer’s net worth?
He was
the puck polisher for his H.S. hockey team.
While
sitting in the waiting area of the accountant who does our taxes I observed
strange books including GAS….. I wonder
if we should change the term to Beano Counters.
At my age
I seem to be reaching mental pause.
He was
the puck polisher for his H.S. hockey team.
The
contestant in the spelling bee was disqualified after 5 vowels.
Professional
golf has reached a divotal moment.
Idiotville, OR, is building a retirement complex
for retired Congressmen and Senators.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Manufacturers
of landscaping tools using cutting hedge technology
Airlines
adding a fee to cover the cost of divulging all of the fees involved on the flight
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