Monday, April 9, 2012

Rambler 342


He bought a Sleep Number Bed and set it to 40 winks.

Al Quida has adopted as its theme song a remake of a Richie Valens song: “La Bomba.”

Are diplomas from Emery University printed on emery cloth?  (Maybe just for abrasive students)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.  They must not have been too bright since it is a known that the way water flows the pump would have been down the hill.

Odeometer-device used to count the lines in a poem

He was going to put up a wireless fence to keep snakes out until he learned he would have to put collars on the snakes.

A local bakery was receiving complaints about its bread.   Customers said it was too lumpy.

The owner had an industrial engineer review the procedures in the bread making area.

He found one bread making machine that would form the bread; work it, and then yank it apart and put it together again.  The lumps occurred where it was rejoined.

The summary of his report: the lumps are caused by a knead jerk reaction.

After watching the riots in Lexington, KY, after UK won the NCAA Championship, I thought it was a good thing they didn’t lose.

The National Inventors Association is meeting at Fort Necessity, LA.

News Headlines (possibly):

Local raptor center specializing in owls looking for a hoot nanny

Immunologists asked to think outside the pox

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