He bought
a Sleep Number Bed and set it to 40 winks.
Al Quida
has adopted as its theme song a remake of a Richie Valens song: “La Bomba.”
Are
diplomas from Emery University printed on emery cloth? (Maybe just for abrasive students)
Jack and Jill
went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
They must not have been too bright since it is a known that the way
water flows the pump would have been down the hill.
Odeometer-device
used to count the lines in a poem
He was
going to put up a wireless fence to keep snakes out until he learned he would
have to put collars on the snakes.
A local
bakery was receiving complaints about its bread. Customers said it was too lumpy.
The owner
had an industrial engineer review the procedures in the bread making area.
He found
one bread making machine that would form the bread; work it, and then yank it
apart and put it together again. The
lumps occurred where it was rejoined.
The
summary of his report: the lumps are caused by a knead jerk reaction.
After
watching the riots in Lexington, KY, after UK won the NCAA Championship, I
thought it was a good thing they didn’t lose.
The National Inventors Association is meeting at
Fort Necessity, LA.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Local
raptor center specializing in owls looking for a hoot nanny
Immunologists
asked to think outside the pox
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