Is a
vendor hamburger truck considered a “patty wagon?”
His
regular use of two toll ways caused him to be diagnosed bi-toller.
Is no
fault insurance sold where earthquakes don’t occur?
I wasn’t able to find a handicapped parking spot at
the ski lift.
He went to see an orthopedic surgeon for his lower
back pain. The doctor recommended a
lumbar jack.
I am trying to find out who’s run a Muck City, AL.
A man playing a slide trombone
Heard a band member moan
Because his slide
Hit him broadside
Removing the man from his throne (stay tuned for
updates)
A yo-yo company is having a clearance sale, no
strings attached.
We are having a sprinkler system put in for our
lawn. It was a dew or dry situation.
He served dip and declared it a Chex mate?
News
Headlines (possibly):
Mattress
companies involved in spring cleaning
Retail
study indicates it began with the “Big Bag Theory”
Actual
headline on the MSN Page last week: Arrest Made in Yogurt Suicide (How much did
he eat?)
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