Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Rambler 341


Is a vendor hamburger truck considered a “patty wagon?”

His regular use of two toll ways caused him to be diagnosed bi-toller.

Is no fault insurance sold where earthquakes don’t occur?

I wasn’t able to find a handicapped parking spot at the ski lift.

He went to see an orthopedic surgeon for his lower back pain.   The doctor recommended a lumbar jack.

I am trying to find out who’s run a Muck City, AL.

A man playing a slide trombone
Heard a band member moan
Because his slide
Hit him broadside
Removing the man from his throne (stay tuned for updates)

A yo-yo company is having a clearance sale, no strings attached.

We are having a sprinkler system put in for our lawn.  It was a dew or dry situation.

He served dip and declared it a Chex mate?

News Headlines (possibly):

Mattress companies involved in spring cleaning

Retail study indicates it began with the “Big Bag Theory”

Actual headline on the MSN Page last week: Arrest Made in Yogurt Suicide (How much did he eat?)

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