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Is the final presidential candidate determined by the party’s highest common de-nominator?

Dam engineers claim to have new spillway failure data to pore over.

When my son said he wanted to become a podiatrist, I put my foot down.

I went to the psychologists’ building to see if they celebrate unhappy hour.

Last year, I was in physical rehab for breathing and other health issues.   They were treating me as if I were dying.   They were almost successful.  (This is factual)

Officials in Ono, California are trying to find out why their city sign was spelled backwards.

There once was a man in a dither

Using words that would whither

He found he was wrong

In front of a large throng

And from the room he did slither

Boreon-an atomic element, gaseous, found in heavy concentrations among politicians

There will be a TV broadcast of the famous chefs “Snackdown.”  (They were wrestling with a different title.)

I was a switch whiffer on our H.S. baseball team.

News Headlines (possibly):

Pillows are being down sized

Local fisherman wins pole position for tournament