A new,
nocturnal, branch of a famous service organization is launching-Moon Shriners.
A noted
memory expert is recalling his DVD’s.
He forgot a chapter.
A local
chef has created a new entrée for the Halloween season-Chicken Afraido.
Asteroids
have made lasting impressions.
Crayfish-large,
super-fast, computer used for analysis of angling data
When I
was younger, I suffered from scold sores.
Pyroquacker-inept
arsonist or chef who cooks ducks too long
I watched
the TV program “American Pickers.” It
wasn’t about noses.
Because
of hunting before season opening, they were in serious fowl trouble.
The AMA is providing training on enlarged prostates
in Igo, California.
There was a man who recently passed
After eating a large repast
A massive fart
He did impart
It was himself he had gassed
When I
was at the VA Medical Center Audio Department they said they take “walk in”
customers. I asked about “roll in”
customers since I was in a wheel chair.
Our
children bought me some Pop Starts for breakfast.
The
Department of Transportation is requiring flat roads to permit uncurbed
subsidies.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Clock
makers wound up with profits (according
to spring reports)
Man
careless with razor loses face
Police collar shirt thief
Police collar shirt thief
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