Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Rambler 339


Nepotism runs in our family.
The losers of recent elections are conducting a whine sale.
Blight speed-the speed of words that travel faster than the speed of thought and cause a negative reaction by voters
Do geese get people bumps?
Is a printed tattoo below the ankle considered a foot note?
We should follow the lead provided by British elections.   They have a very short time limit for campaigning and advertising.  That sounds much more humane than ours which involve years of ads most of which are negative. (However the longer campaigns here allow more time for ads for medicines for headaches.)
There once was a man from Nashville
Who was prescribed many a pill
But ten years ago alas
From this life he did pass
But the pills are being sent to him still   (sick humor)

This year we will go from “March Madness” to “November Numbness” due to the political ads on TV and radio.
By the time I had read all of the possible side effects of my new sleep medicine, I was asleep.

Both Houses of Congress will meet in Squabbletown, California.
News Headlines (possibly):
Police stumped by tree removals
Fisherman now an outcast

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