Nepotism
runs in our family.
The
losers of recent elections are conducting a whine sale.
Blight
speed-the speed of words that travel faster than the speed of thought and cause a negative
reaction by voters
Do geese
get people bumps?
Is a
printed tattoo below the ankle considered a foot note?
We should
follow the lead provided by British elections.
They have a very short time limit for campaigning and advertising. That sounds much more humane than ours which
involve years of ads most of which are negative. (However the longer campaigns
here allow more time for ads for medicines for headaches.)
There once was a man from Nashville
Who was prescribed many a pill
But ten years ago alas
From this life he did pass
But the pills are being sent to him still (sick humor)
This year
we will go from “March Madness” to “November Numbness” due to the political ads
on TV and radio.
By the time
I had read all of the possible side effects of my new sleep medicine, I was
asleep.
Both Houses of Congress will meet in Squabbletown,
California.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Police
stumped by tree removals
Fisherman now an outcast
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