In my
youth there was a cowboy star named Lash LaRue. He had an exceptional talent with a bullwhip.
Now we have lashes untrue and politicians skillful in half of that equipment.
The
Harley Davidson Shop said they couldn’t put a top carrier on my bike.
While
watching basketball I keep hearing the term “personal fouls.” Do they have impersonal fouls?
Tuesday I
went shopping at Monday Morning and then had lunch at TGIF because Ruby Tuesday
was too crowded.
Minnesota
Lakes will soon seeing McDonalds on the water with a float through window.
The old musical group: “The Zombies” will be
performing in
Deadman Crossing, California. (If they are up to it)
There once was a man who would dabble
In a word game called Scrabble
He used an obscure word
That is seldom heard
And caused his opponent to babble
He was
the point guard for the javelin throwers on the track team.
I got rid
of my boat. I couldn’t stand the pier
pressure.
Do
jousting sticks qualify as Gallop Poles?
News
Headlines (possibly):
Skin care
lotions vaselating on new products
Gold
prospectors had a meeting of the mines
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