Wig-breadth
of fresh hair
A local
furniture company is having a giant mattress sale. Is that larger than king size?
Minnesota
is considering a bill to make the bear the state mammal. I wonder if this will be a bare bear bill, or
will it be a bill with bear and pork?
(Isn’t it amazing the trivia legislature can focus on while major items
are in dire straights?)
I was the
designated diver on our H.S. swim team.
Ambidextrose-able
to eat both white and brown sugars
There once was a man who liked cake
Often many pieces he would take
He always ate fast
Until the piece his last
For the cake he ate was fake
My feet have rack and bunion steering. (Maybe I just have a calloused view.)
Recently making the news was the shoplifting of the
detergent Tide. It is being stolen to
trade for drugs. I had heard of rip
tide but this is the first I have heard of ripped Tide. (At least it is clean humor)
Pancake making competition will be held in Flippin,
Arkansas. (There was a toss-up between
two cities before this was selected.)
News
Headlines (possibly):
Fishing
rods now considered tote’m poles
Designers
did a bang up job on new bumper cars
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