A local
woman is the din mother for her cub scout band.
I am bilungual-can
breath in both lungs. This might be
useful for politicians who speak out of both sides of their mouths.
Talking
with teenagers is like lighting up a “like” bulb.
Fraudulent
(fraud-u-lent)-real estate loans leading up to the collapse
Flatulence seminars are scheduled for next week in
Aromas, California. (Notices have been scent)
There once was a maker of butter
With various recipes he would putter
Into the churn
Spices would turn
Causing his users to mutter
The
Department of Energy has issued guidelines for washing your dishes three times
in the morning to save water and energy by avoiding the other two washings. If that isn’t possible, they ask that you
turn the dishes over and use the clean side to avoid at least one washing a
day. (This directive was printed on one-sided paper to save trees)
A
national computer company puts its money where its mouse is.
Churches
are being foreclosed. Does this lead to
moral bankruptcy?
I asked
the waitress to put pepper on my salad and ended up with a Sneezer Salad.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Swimming
coaches pooling resources
New stove
design on the back burner
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