Rambler 333

The Israeli Army has developed a new cheese containing salmon that is served only in its mess halls.

It is called the Lox Mess Muenster.

I told my doctor I wanted to stop eating meat but he wouldn’t prescribe a vegetable patch.

The cook at a local flapjack restaurant has been accused of flap flipping.

It appears the flying carp have reached the waters near the Twin Cities.   I think the spelling is different for what we will be watching fly over the months leading up to the election.

Hoof and mouth disease used to be confined to animals.   Recently the CDC said it has spread to both Houses of Congress.

The Tea Party and Right Wing Convention will be held in  Left Hand Bay, Alaska, this year.

 Is breaded fish in a bun considered redundant?

The AMA has issued warnings about secondary aromas from smoked fish.

Because of their size, mosquitoes in Minnesota have been reclassified as birds of prey.

Can I buy an external drive to back up my memory?

News Headlines (possibly):

Knife makers cutting back on production

Security firms alarmed by new regulations

 Next one was on MSN News Page Yesterday:
 

Woman hit by triathlon cyclist in coma (isn't it difficult to ride a bike in a coma?)