Rambler 321

A man from the area was very fond of dips and chips.   In fact, he became addicted.

He is now in search of the sauce patch.  (say last two quickly)

In an exclusive neighborhood, people were mowing their lawns on Saturdays and Sundays.  This created a lot of noise and caused the neighborhood association to create a rule for not mowing either day.

They made one exception for the 80 year old original owner of the subdivision.  

He was the last of the mow weekends

Bates Casket Co. is offering the option of a high efficiency TV with a retracting solar collector (for mowing at the cemetery) on its new caskets.

When witches are writing spells, do they use a lexicon or a hexicon?

After the Tylenol poisoning many years ago, tamper proof packages were instituted.   I think they have gone beyond tamper proof and child proof to people proof.

I am attempting to contact ET’s.   I have signed up on Spacebook.

You can tell you are getting old when your favorite after dinner drink is Metamucil. 

If it ain’t broken-take it apart to find out why.

I lifted my wife’s purse.   Do purses have basements?

He was a drill sergeant in the Dental Corps.

The Olympic Hockey Team is insured by All Skate, the “good feet” people.

Wart removers are holding seminars in Toad Town, CA.

News Headlines (possibly):

Service problem at an area restaurant blamed on dish and tarry (say the last 3 quickly even if it is “sick”)

Local podiatrist knows all the ankles