The
documentary on outdoor furniture is soon to be released: “Something Wicker This Way Comes.”
At my age
I am fifty percent successful in following the adage: “forgive and forget.” I forgot which part.
Why does
the word “dumbfounded” call to mind the two houses of Congress?
The local
raptor center is being featured in the next: “America’s Got Talon.”
The local
Carnivores Club is having a meat swap this week.
Recliners designers are meeting in Erect, NC.
There once was a man from Maine
Who planned a trip to Spain
He always wondered
When it thundered
If the rain fell only in the plain
A local
man was kicked out of his church for roughing the pastor.
An
ostrich farmer noticed one egg from each batch of one hundred was so strong it
could be used to make a hand bag.
He needed
to find out which hen was laying the super strength shell so he could breed
some more.
He is now
looking for the purse hatcher.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Bobber
companies going under
Tape
measure sales inching upwards (metric certainly wouldn’t work for that one)
Vegetarians
turning over a new leaf (after a recent dressing down)
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