Rambler 322

In the war between the circuses combatants went directly for the juggler.

Chemystery-the inability to understand science

A display of old clothes irons showed one in which you put lit charcoal.   Makes you wonder  if the old saying “too many irons in the fire” shouldn’t have been “too many fires in the iron.”

If you give yourself Botox shots are you self taut?

I want to get certified for concealed carry but I have COPD and some places are problems getting into.  

I called the local firing range to see if they have a drive by window.

There’s a lot of talk about Romney’s net worth as a candidate.   I think I would rather have a candidate who is a millionaire before taking office than all those who have become millionaires after taking office.

In the battle between David and Goliath, David won because he had to sling for his supper.

The speaker at the dog show was not asked to speak again.   He used too many 4 litter words.

Tom Brady fans are holding their annual convention in Joe, Montana.

News Headlines (possibly):

Future of balloons up in the air

Boomerangs making a comeback (brand selection a tossup)