Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Rambler 319



We watch some of the debates to see a lackbluster performance.

An Apple a day keeps the doctor away.  In China, a shortage of Apples kept eggs on the way.

Lapidaries from the area are forming a Hard Rock Group.
Lapidary: the art of cutting, polishing, and engraving precious stones.

When we walked our dog over to the neighbor’s yard she got hit by a greyhound buss.

Recently discovered document indicates it was Einstein’s “Theory of relatives’ levity.”

Is the grafting of branches from one fruit tree onto another considered artificial instemination?

If the world ends Dec. 21st will students to use “snow days or sick days?”

Congress is in session in Squabbletown, CA. 

There was a man fishing from shore
Trying to catch an albacore
He had a bite
His line went tight
T’was a shark and he was seen nevermore

I was taken on a snipe hunt in my teens.   Now it’s a Skype hunt.
News Headlines (possibly):

Smoke shops air their gripes

“Embarrassing Moments” series running out of gaffes

Probability experts at odds

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