The
Internal Revenue Service is considering taxed messaging.
If I
expound on something, does that mean I’ve gone metric?
In the news: "One Life to Live" died.
In the news: "One Life to Live" died.
An area
restaurant has encountered problems with someone putting ice in breakfast
dishes when people weren’t looking.
The owner
and his staff are on the lookout for a cereal chiller.
The
National Weight Loss Association says membership is thinning.
France-new
rabbit hootches are being designed as a breadth of French Hare.
Capone historians are meeting in Scarface, CA. (I’m sure someone will find fault with the
location.)
There once was a collector of soap
Whether in a box or on a rope
His pipes were weak
They sprung a leak
With a houseful of suds he must cope (to
the tune of “slip sliding away)
News
Headlines (possibly):
Congress
grills restaurant officials (they are expected to hash out their differences)
Proctologists
in arrears on billing
Diamond
cutter accuse of being facetious
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