A new TV
reality series on plastic surgery is airing: “Scar Wars.”
He died
of an overdose of spices. It was ruled
an herbicide.
How do
you get “turf toe” on artificial turf? Is it an artificial injury?
I sure
glad to hear people “comfortable in their skin.” A complete skin graft would be expensive.
The GOP
Primary reminds me of the old Keystone Cops Cartoons where they are climbing a
ladder and keep pulling down the one above them.
I have a
psychokinetic memory. I can move things
around in memory where I can’t find them.
There was a man on a pogo stick
Ripe apples he was trying to pick
He hit some bumps
And now has lumps
In the mud his head did stick
He’s so
inept that he misdeals in Solitaire.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Housing
starts going through roof
Contamination of the experiment
thought to be the blight at the end of the funnel
Origami
factory folding
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