The rain
deer Blitzen is moonlighting (and daylighting) in football. He seems to be on every defensive team.
If
something is started is it deceased?
I went to
the neighbors’ pool party for a cheese dip.
Neighbors
asked me to come over to play games, but I had to take a Wii.
I am
having trouble with my balance and need to see a gyropractor.
A new
series about silent killers is airing: “Criminal Mimes.”
At the
local restaurant I ordered an open mouth sandwich.
The Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Festival is
being held in Seven Devils, NC. (It is
said they are up to no good.)
News
Headlines (possibly):
Local
clinic is giving a tootorial on flatulence (past attendees said it’s a gas-a
regular tootenany)
Well
drilling is being reviewed from the top down
New
study reveals the Pied Piper liked cake
Coffin design changed for those with back problems
New lay
away program for beds this spring
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