The PC Police are requiring Disney to rename the movie: “Snow White and the 7 Height Impaired.” (The Jolly Green Giant is their next target)
A local
woman who was active in scrap booking went to the Doctor with a severe
rash. The diagnosis was glue close
intolerance.
I used to say we have the best politicians money could buy. I was wrong.
The local hospital was conducting an open house and
used Bic chalk marks of various colors on the floors to direct people to the
appropriate areas.
One person asked at the information desk where the
MRI area was. She was told: “follow the
yellow Bic chalk.”
I used to say we have the best politicians money could buy. I was wrong.
The man
with the flatulence problem went by a nom de fume.
Abused
word: Noun1.nom de plume
- an author's pseudonym
There was a man on a trip
Known for his nasty lip
He stopped for directions
And because of his inflections
Ended up on a cargo ship
A new
awards ceremony is being considered for those actors and musicians who didn’t
receive an award in any of the other 50 award ceremonies. This was mandated by the government because those with no awards might suffer from a loss of self esteem.
After
reading about the Congressmen who become millionaires while in office it would
appear they go through multiple skim grafts during their tenure. Or is it treatments of buytox?
News
Headlines (possibly):
Mask
factory getting a face lift
Trampoline
sales bouncing back
Mattress
companies planning spring lay-aways (or was it lay-aways in the spring?)
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