Monday, January 2, 2012

Rambler 314


We bought a watch dog-a Clocker Spaniel.

 Because of the pain in his legs, he became a down pill skier.

If the world doesn't end on December 21st of this year, will there be a Maya culpa?

His doctoral thesis research left him with no tome unspurned.

The Department of Energy is recommending a day to commemorate all of the forms of fuel: coal, natural gas, methane, peat…..   The day will be known as April Fuels Day.   (We are definitely the fools.  The DoE was created 30 years ago to rid us of dependence on foreign fuel.  Today our dependence is higher than ever and this Dept.  costs $24 billion a year.   Might be a good place to start (finish) to begin reducing spending.)

The Beano Sales Convention will be in Beans Corner Bingo, ME,  (expected to last a fartnight)  It will be accompanied by blue gas music.

How does the Medicare doughnut hole work for hemorrhoids?

It appears that the pork game in Washington has been replaced by the game of chicken.

Clothes from the washer had holes.   I asked my wife if she used Rip Tide.

News Headlines (possibly):

Masochist Club hurting for membership (and is getting no help from the Sadist Club)

University astronomy curriculum being redesigned from the ground up

Sales at Land’s End fell off a cliff

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