We bought
a watch dog-a Clocker Spaniel.
Because
of the pain in his legs, he became a down pill skier.
If the world doesn't end on December 21st of this year, will there be a Maya culpa?
His doctoral thesis research left him with no tome unspurned.
If the world doesn't end on December 21st of this year, will there be a Maya culpa?
His doctoral thesis research left him with no tome unspurned.
The
Department of Energy is recommending a day to commemorate all of the forms of
fuel: coal, natural gas, methane, peat…..
The day will be known as April Fuels Day. (We are definitely the fools. The DoE was created 30 years ago to rid us of
dependence on foreign fuel. Today our
dependence is higher than ever and this Dept.
costs $24 billion a year. Might
be a good place to start (finish) to begin reducing spending.)
The Beano Sales Convention will be in Beans Corner
Bingo, ME, (expected to last a
fartnight) It will be accompanied by blue gas music.
How does
the Medicare doughnut hole work for hemorrhoids?
It
appears that the pork game in Washington has been replaced by the game of
chicken.
Clothes
from the washer had holes. I asked my
wife if she used Rip Tide.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Masochist
Club hurting for membership (and is getting no help from the Sadist Club)
University
astronomy curriculum being redesigned from the ground up
Sales at
Land’s End fell off a cliff
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