I went into the local IHOP and ordered rabbit.
I am so paranoid that I don’t use a mirror.
Why are they called milk shakes when they are actually stirred?
A local bowling alley has found bowling balls with holes in them and plastic sawdust on the floor. They think this was caused by bowl weevils.
OSHA now requires speed bumps on all ski slopes.
At a recent basketball game, players were seen falling to the floor. It was caused by another player passing gas. The offender was called for a fragrant foul.
The schizophrenic bought the AT&T phone plan because he could talk to the rest of his group for free.
A new book about Washington has been published: “Malice in Plunderland.”
We used to talk about the horn o’plenty; now traffic provides plenty of horn.
If something is delayed, has it been picked up?
The Plastic Surgeons annual get together will be in Big Ugly, WV.
News Headlines (possibly):
The art competition ended up in a draw
New gallows has improved hang time (has a drop down menu)
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