My humor must stink. Someone introduced me as pun-gent.
Local coven is having a tryout for hex leaders for national hex competition.
I might be big, but at least I am slow.
I was watching a special on bears on the computer. The “Paws Button” didn’t work. The hibernation button did.
Putting a new muffler on the car is exhausting.
His talk on fasteners was riveting.
If something is decreased does it become wrinkled?
One airline says bags fly free. I offered the names of some prospects.
When you sign the contract for a purchase at a vineyard, read between the wines.
….”Chestnuts roasting by the fire” will be removed from the song due to the shortage of chestnuts caused by the chestnut tree blight.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chestnut_blight
Last year’s National Procrastinators’ Convention will be in Time, IL, this year. (or next)
News Headlines (possibly):
Carpet sales still unraveling
Local orchestra disbanded
Wreath makers square off
Airlines accused of wait crimes
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