Monday, December 26, 2011

Rambler 312

I went to the Dr. for a job inner view.



A new species of duck has been discovered in Wisconsin and it has been named the Green Bay Quacker.


How do atheists swear?


We’re having a Native American Meal: “scalped potatoes.”


Now that I’m retired, I find that the “you’ll log” goes year ‘round-not just at Christmas.


The Politically Correct Police have renamed the praying mantis the meditating mantis.


When I played golf, I felt like the Starship Enterprise-going where no man had gone before.


The local coven published its Christmas “witch list.”


The cardiologist said I was suffering from a “Broken hearted malady.”


Cheese cloth doesn’t go well with ham.


I put that horse on my "buck it" list.


Our neighbor said he had a new patio contractor on deck.


The Quaker Cereal Company is conducting seminars in Oatmeal, TX. (Sessions are 3 minutes each)


News Headlines (possibly):


Makers of saddles sore about new laws


New millstone reached by flour makers


Department of Agriculture sending hay farmers bailing out wire

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