I went to the Dr. for a job inner view.
A new species of duck has been discovered in Wisconsin and it has been named the Green Bay Quacker.
How do atheists swear?
We’re having a Native American Meal: “scalped potatoes.”
Now that I’m retired, I find that the “you’ll log” goes year ‘round-not just at Christmas.
The Politically Correct Police have renamed the praying mantis the meditating mantis.
When I played golf, I felt like the Starship Enterprise-going where no man had gone before.
The local coven published its Christmas “witch list.”
The cardiologist said I was suffering from a “Broken hearted malady.”
Cheese cloth doesn’t go well with ham.
I put that horse on my "buck it" list.
Our neighbor said he had a new patio contractor on deck.
The Quaker Cereal Company is conducting seminars in Oatmeal, TX. (Sessions are 3 minutes each)
News Headlines (possibly):
Makers of saddles sore about new laws
New millstone reached by flour makers
Department of Agriculture sending hay farmers bailing out wire
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