The Department of Energy is requiring all words to be reduced by one letter to reduce energy and toner consumption. (wrd s stil ut n th succes f thi ventur)
I was the coupon cutter for our H.S. Rebate Team.
Ad men will be competing for the “Hype Man Trophy” during the presidential campaign.
At a home in Illinois I replaced the thermostat. When it was time to move, I took the old thermostat and mounted it on the wall of the garage. I have often wondered if someone ever turned up the heat out there, or called a repair man because it wasn’t working.
In preparation for the demise of the one cent piece, J.C. Penney is changing its name to J.C. Quarter.
The power company is taking its new turbine out for a spin.
Chalk one up for pool player Rick O’Shay. He came in right on cue.
Chili cooking competition is being held in Tumtum, WA.
News Headlines (possibly):
Studies indicate that ancient navies employed arrow knotical engineers to train their archers
Dire outlook for graveyards
Edgar Allan Poe story being renamed in honor of BP-“The Fall of the House of Gusher”
It’s curtains for the drape industry
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