Was there ever a largepox?
Are the tie down posts on a pier Knots Landing?
At the knife sharpening convention there was never a dull moment. (Theme song "Hone on the Range.")
If an extraterrestial landed in the middle of the U.S. would he/she be considered illegal since no borders were crossed?
They have come up with a new cheer for government: “Who do we depreciate.”
Mary had a little Ram-she couldn’t afford the full sized version.
This year’s Mr. America competition is being held in Wimp, CA.
There was a man quite snide
Who everyone would deride
He made an error
And was in terror
Because he did himself deride
There is a new design of envelopes that is creating quite a flap.
balderdash-normally between the ages of 40 and 50 when hair begins departing at a faster rate
News Item Headings: (possibly)
Circus tent owners being kept posted (Pollsters are canvasing the neighborhood)
Competition among gravy companies thickens
New whisk design stirs controversy
Local search for gold not panning out
They didn't need tie down posts on Knots Landing because the title tells you they weren't landing! Hopefully this stays afloat! lol
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