I tried fly fishing, but the zipper kept tangling with my line.
I was co-captain of our H.S. two man toboggan team.
I went to see a medium. I was charged extra because they only had a large.
Hickory dickery dock.
Two mice ran up the clock.
But neither could tell time.
Minnesota is releasing some wasps to kill the ash borer. Every time I hear of something like this I wonder if it will be as successful as kudzu was in preventing erosion. (Those who live in or have driven through the South East will understand.)
Our politicians will never suffer from hypermentalation.
Chicken Farmers are holding a seminar in Turkey Scratch, AR.
There once was a masseuse
With demeanor quite obtuse
When on a job
She acted a snob
Her service is no longer in use
Watching the news I have come to the conclusion that many reporters march to the beat of a different dumber.
Ice cream cones are experiencing a double dip recession.
News Item Headings: (possibly)
Local cement company solidifies growth plans
Makers of discus and shot put circles squaring off
Board game makers have checkered past
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