Rambler 298

Now that presidential campaign ads are running, I have placed TV’s on the front and back lawns to help fertilize.  (I put on some of 5' snow flags up so I will be able to find them.)



Mary had a little Ram, its lease as white as snow.


Wherever the Ram went Mary was sure to go.


College tuition rates are a soar subject.


There was a man from Rome
Who decided to write a tome
It had so many pages
That writing it took ages
He ended up dying in his home

My speech at the butter company’s sales meeting was so good that I received many pats on the back.


Now that I bought a horse I can schedule a bridle shower. (If it reins it will be indoors.)


Making adobe bricks results in a ground baking ceremony.


A scrambled egg contest is taking place in Two Egg, CA. (May not pan out)


News Item Headings: (possibly)


Trapeze customers left hanging


Whipped cream sales taking a beating


Gauze companies keeping earnings under wraps


Oyster customers get a raw deal