Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Rambler 297

Was there ever a largepox?



Are the tie down posts on a pier Knots Landing?


At the knife sharpening convention there was never a dull moment.  (Theme song "Hone on the Range.")

If an extraterrestial landed in the middle of the U.S. would he/she be considered illegal since no borders were crossed?


They have come up with a new cheer for government: “Who do we depreciate.”


Mary had a little Ram-she couldn’t afford the full sized version.


This year’s Mr. America competition is being held in Wimp, CA.


There was a man quite snide
Who everyone would deride
He made an error
And was in terror
Because he did himself deride






There is a new design of envelopes that is creating quite a flap.


balderdash-normally between the ages of 40 and 50 when hair begins departing at a faster rate




News Item Headings: (possibly)


Circus tent owners being kept posted (Pollsters are canvasing the neighborhood)

Competition among gravy companies thickens


New whisk design stirs controversy


Local search for gold not panning out

1 comment:

  1. They didn't need tie down posts on Knots Landing because the title tells you they weren't landing! Hopefully this stays afloat! lol

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