Please extinguish the nocturnal illuminator. (not to be taken lightly)
For those of you who enjoy the classics try the website below:
http://www.bartleby.com/
Our country would be better if all elected officials lived by the quote from Abraham Lincoln: “I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives. I like to see a man live so that his place will be proud of him.”
To maintain my eligibility for events for the retired, I am attending them as a red shirt senior.
Breeders of lab mice and rats are holding a national convention in Eek, Alaska. (Few women expected to attend.)
There was a man working with wires
Trying to twist them with pliers
What began as a spark
Turned into an arc
And he passed many fliers
People sure believe in the right to bare arms. Just look at all the tattoos.
Those ads for gas medicine are sure a toot.
The Department of Energy has mandated that the light at the end of the tunnel is to be shut off to save energy.
Retirement confirms the law of physics: “things at rest remain at rest.”
News Item Headings: (possibly)
New study shows fishing is to men as shopping is to women.
AARP has a new theme song which is a remake of an old one: “Born to be Mild.”
KFC IS STARTING A FREQUENT FRYER CLUB.
Sign me up for that frequent fryer club. It's good to have a little time on the internet to comment on stuff I can't comment on from my phone.
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